I'm Layne. I'm a photography major, part-time dancer, and lover of all things beautiful and funny. I used to think I would have a blog for artsy things and profound sayings... Then I discovered gifs.

I also have an art blog where I sometimes post my own photography. layneinselman.tumblr.com

 

layneinselman:

So I have a website now. And it has a blog! My first real blog post is about this photograph, and the story behind it, and it’s parent project Cimarron County, a photo project over the panhandle of Oklahoma. Click the link below to head to the post. Thanks for looking! 
A Closer Look – Keyes, Oklahoma (Photo)

layneinselman:

So I have a website now. And it has a blog! My first real blog post is about this photograph, and the story behind it, and it’s parent project Cimarron County, a photo project over the panhandle of Oklahoma. Click the link below to head to the post. Thanks for looking! 

A Closer Look – Keyes, Oklahoma (Photo)

undefinedarchetype:

best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life

I watched this so many times

(Source: lildicktornado)

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French teacher: okay now say something in french

Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent

itsalwayssummahsomewhere:

Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.

My anthem

No woman wants an abortion like she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion like an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.

sansgod:

malahua:

limped:

coordinate-butt-to-mouth:

This guy wears yoga pants and hides his face, then confronts guys who look at his butt.

This is so funny

Omg but I’m depressed his ass is nicer than mine

A funny prank but also an insight to how often a woman is stared at because she wears something that isn’t loose and baggy. I can’t believe there are still people out there that comment on a woman’s appearance as they walk by her.

teg-anandsara:

short list of actors who have not won an oscar:

  • james dean
  • johnny depp
  • brad pitt
  • helena bonham carter
  • robert downey jr
  • glenn close
  • will smith
  • samuel l jackson
  • liam neeson
  • sigourney weaver
  • tom cruise
  • julianne moore
  • ralph fiennes
  • laura linney
  • ed harris
  • gary oldman

now will you please for the love of christ shut up about leonardo dicaprio

Only about half of those even deserve an Academy Award for anything… And DiCaprio has had performance after performance of amazing acting, so I will continue to be upset that he hasn’t won one yet. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

FINALLY. FROM CHURNING MAGMA AND BILLOWING GASES I HAVE SHAPED AND MOLDED THIS PARADISE. ALL THAT REMAINS IS TO POPULATE IT WITH CREATURES MADE IN MY IMAGE. I DON’T WANT THEM TO HAVE TO WORK OR FORAGE FOR FOOD, THOUGH, SO I SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE SOME KIND OF ANNOYING, IGNORANT, SELF DESTRUCTIVE AND NEUROTIC BIPEDAL ASSHOLES WHOSE INTENSE LONELINESS EVEN IN THE MIDST OF THEIR OWN KIND WILL COMPEL THEM TO SHELTER, FEED, ADORE AND PAMPER MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

FINALLY. FROM CHURNING MAGMA AND BILLOWING GASES I HAVE SHAPED AND MOLDED THIS PARADISE. ALL THAT REMAINS IS TO POPULATE IT WITH CREATURES MADE IN MY IMAGE. I DON’T WANT THEM TO HAVE TO WORK OR FORAGE FOR FOOD, THOUGH, SO I SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE SOME KIND OF ANNOYING, IGNORANT, SELF DESTRUCTIVE AND NEUROTIC BIPEDAL ASSHOLES WHOSE INTENSE LONELINESS EVEN IN THE MIDST OF THEIR OWN KIND WILL COMPEL THEM TO SHELTER, FEED, ADORE AND PAMPER MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN.