I'm Layne. I'm a photography major, part-time dancer, and lover of all things beautiful and funny. I used to think I would have a blog for artsy things and profound sayings... Then I discovered gifs.
I also have an art blog where I sometimes post my own photography. layneinselman.tumblr.com
French teacher: okay now say something in french
Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent
Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
short list of actors who have not won an oscar:
- james dean
- johnny depp
- brad pitt
- helena bonham carter
- robert downey jr
- glenn close
- will smith
- samuel l jackson
- liam neeson
- sigourney weaver
- tom cruise
- julianne moore
- ralph fiennes
- laura linney
- ed harris
- gary oldman
now will you please for the love of christ shut up about leonardo dicaprio
Only about half of those even deserve an Academy Award for anything… And DiCaprio has had performance after performance of amazing acting, so I will continue to be upset that he hasn’t won one yet.